I will let my Japanese intern, Ako, post my first entry as I dictate it. I'm a busy fracker, and don't necessarily have time to do this all myself. So, accordingly I trust him to write for me when I get busy. Take it away Ako:

"Welcome to my first post ever! I love having friends and want to show them with kisses like rain! "

"Snaps! Just kidding! I love cheese, you know! How could you, crazy man!"

"My name is Micah and I have choose to join the fad of people putting blogs out for the world to see. How do I know it is being a fad? Because I am no saavy college smarty pants, and yet I have learned how to drive down the information freeway to the new millenium!"

"I hope you stay and enjoy my web, and we will become fast friends! This is my wishness!"

Good boy, Ako. You'll be getting an extra set of socks as a bonus this year. You're the best Japanese intern a boy could ever want.