Miss Ann's Reporting 3

To: stinky rick, bobby, uptown jane, phil hammers, pocomoco, steve, johnboy, Mrs. MBRK, jesus, eleanor, takisha, reggie veggie, heather
Cc: El Jefe
Subj: 3 hrs and done.

My belly is distended, like a trailer park manager on his night off. I can feel my skin straining, and I may get a stretch mark.


Seriously I just spent nearly half the work day in pursuit of what the WSJ declared the best in the nation.

I highly recommend it. I also recommend you bring a friend (my coworker had to bail) a book and a s-load of patience.

Oh and next time I'm leaving work no later than 10:30. That or I'm bringing my own chair.

I just burped and it tasted like...happiness and onions.

Miss Ann's Reporting 2

To: stinky rick, bobby, uptown jane, phil hammers, pocomoco, steve, johnboy, Mrs. MBRK, jesus, eleanor, takisha, reggie veggie, heather
Cc: El Jefe
Subj: 2 hrs and now I'm in

My belly hurts I'm so hungry. I was warned to skip breakfast for this.

The lady next to warns that I risk Miss Ann's wrath if I get caught texting.

Its worth the risk to keep you apprised of my adventure.

It looks soooo tasty!