Direct Deposit
Want it in your account?
Form says, Wachovia please!
No, you get live check.
Social Security Taxes
From a foreign land?
Law says, exempt from FICA!
Tax you anyway.
You have no ties here?
Visa says, not a citizen?
Fund my medicare.
Annual bonus
Wishing for a pool?
A nice trip, new car, fast boat?
Payroll strikes again.
Overtime
Work late. Weekends too.
Helping your group meet its goals
Time card system FAIL.
Long hours, missed dinners.
Extra cash will reward you.
Whoops. System Error.
