Can't you see we're reading the sports section?!

Recently heard at a philly airport near you:

"Hello, I'm here to check in for... Um oh, ok I see I uh...I didn't realize that you needed to finish reading the FRIGGIN PAPER before you could help your passengers. "

This lady waited for several minutes before calling out to the agents, who then ultimately told her she had to keep waiting. This is not an exagerration.

[sarcasm] It's not like it's the holidays and we're all in a rush...nor does it matter that I paid $600 for my ticket plus $120 in random "bullshit fees". I guess my fare didn't include "good customer service" fee. [/sarcasm]

Can't you see I'm on the phone?

Recently heard at a Wendy's on Bankhead:

"Hi, I'll take a single with cheese and...? Oh. Oh, yeah, ummm... I'm sorry I didn't realize you needed to FINISH YOUR CALL before you greet me. No, no don't let me interrupt. I'll just wait over here until you sir are ready to take my order."