Wednesday, December 31, 2008
chick fil-a bowl baby
scored some sweet tix to watch my jackets tussle with LSU. Stay tuned for updates!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Big Top in Mabeltucky
My youngest looks like a circus side-show performer in this photo. Gotta love the little people.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
miserable game
Watched gt blow it against UNC today. Is going to the ACC championship too much to ask?
Friday, October 24, 2008
Shoes or southern fried food?
Delicious, enormous hush puppies. Just what every growing boy needs.
Some of you will note that I am eating turkey, stuffing, corn, and hush puppies. According to the lunch lady, I have exceeded the prescribed "meat and two veg" meal combo design and so will have to pay a surcharge. Totally worth it. Others may say that I have strayed outside the lines of the acceptable traditional turkey meal combination.
Frak you all (including you lunch lady), I believe this to be a valid meal for several reasons.
1. Turkey loves company.
2. The hush puppies are huge, and deserve to be eaten.
3. Hush puppies are derived from corn products, and so can successfully counted along with the corn as one larger conglomerated serving of "corn". Note: this argument did not fly with the lunch lady. I forked out the extra $.95 anyway.
4. I am hungry. My belly screams for fried corn meal balls.
5. Those hush puppies are HUGE and DESERVE TO BE EATEN!
Editor's note: I paid for this meal later in the evening, but I had a good magazine to read while I waited for things to sort themselves out.
Some of you will note that I am eating turkey, stuffing, corn, and hush puppies. According to the lunch lady, I have exceeded the prescribed "meat and two veg" meal combo design and so will have to pay a surcharge. Totally worth it. Others may say that I have strayed outside the lines of the acceptable traditional turkey meal combination.
Frak you all (including you lunch lady), I believe this to be a valid meal for several reasons.
1. Turkey loves company.
2. The hush puppies are huge, and deserve to be eaten.
3. Hush puppies are derived from corn products, and so can successfully counted along with the corn as one larger conglomerated serving of "corn". Note: this argument did not fly with the lunch lady. I forked out the extra $.95 anyway.
4. I am hungry. My belly screams for fried corn meal balls.
5. Those hush puppies are HUGE and DESERVE TO BE EATEN!
Editor's note: I paid for this meal later in the evening, but I had a good magazine to read while I waited for things to sort themselves out.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Payroll Haikus
Direct Deposit
Want it in your account?
Form says, Wachovia please!
No, you get live check.
Social Security Taxes
From a foreign land?
Law says, exempt from FICA!
Tax you anyway.
You have no ties here?
Visa says, not a citizen?
Fund my medicare.
Annual bonus
Wishing for a pool?
A nice trip, new car, fast boat?
Payroll strikes again.
Overtime
Work late. Weekends too.
Helping your group meet its goals
Time card system FAIL.
Long hours, missed dinners.
Extra cash will reward you.
Whoops. System Error.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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