Someone identify this snake please

Calling all zoologists, excluding Kevin James.

Please help us identify this snake.

My neighbor met him today, and gave him the ol' pat-on-the-head-with-a-shovel.


Note the meal, still in his belly.

Drinking with the Beer Ninja

Come on down!

Rocking out at the Royal Reception

Bagpipes, drums, tons of people in black tie. Celebrating the Royal wedding in style!


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Old movies suck

Just watched Valley of the Dolls. Further proof to my theorem that "ALL OLD MOVIES BLOW."

My favorite line:
"Ted Casablanca is NOT a f**....." ".....And I'm the dame who can prove it."

3 inches, and no one's complaining

How picturesque it looks at night!

In line at Honey Baked Ham

I would hate to get here late in the day.


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Sorry indeed.

Today's Atlanta moment

Is brought to you by "Vonjovi" of Ikea.

Drive By Truckers at Yo Gabba Gabba Live!

This show is so k.a. I can hardly stand it.


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Define "Exoic".

Gotta love bumpkin entrepreneurs!

The world famous TransAms

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Why weapons aren't allowed in office buildings

Falcons Pats with my bro Colin

Go Dirty Dirty!

Summer showers

Can make the best photos.

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That is all...

No one at the Braves Game

And we're even in First place?!

Granted, it is hot as hell out here. Lawd Hammercy

Looking sharp for Tiesday

Auburn, Detroit Tigers, take your pick.

Even a Four Year Old gets it

My son's first question to me upon seeing this great fight scene from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace was simple.

"Why didn't Darth Maul cut Obi Wan when he was flying, daddy? That's what happened to Anakin."




I told him I asked the same question each time I watch this.

See, George Lucas? Even my four year old gets it.

If a dude you are fighting tries some fancy cheerleading move right over your head, take a poke at him with your light saber. Don't stand and watch him. I'm just saying.

Guess the 360° tour is over

Back to the daily grind for a poor Irishman.

La Casa Nueva de Dysons

Say hello to the new neighborhood! We'll officially be the trashiest family there, which was one of our criteria for picking a new house.

And since these people have it so crisp and shiny and clean, I plan to do the same. Don't know what we'll do with Waakabee and Coop, but if anyone knows of a good home, let me know. They're both potty trained.

I am a Swedish Curler.

Thanks to NBC's non-stop coverage of the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games, I was introduced to Niklas Edin, a Swedish Curler. Niklas is notable because he is a more atheletic and slightly better looking version of me.

Hallo Niklas. Flugen flurgen dem Curlin'.*

* I just told him he looks like he's wearing TGI Fridays waiter pants.