HBD to WD

Wendy received this choice Birthday note from our good friend Jim Tzetzo:

His Albanian lineage notwithstanding, this is hilarious.

Welcome Tennessee football players

Just watched the busses for UT go past Coke on their way to the dome. Welcome Volunteers!


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Scientific Analysis Concludes...

Here's a quick observation I made the other day.

It has since been peer reviewed and validated by my cube mate, Porcha. It is not specific to gender, and is valid for restrooms that have 2-200 stalls.

Can't you see we're reading the sports section?!

Recently heard at a philly airport near you:

"Hello, I'm here to check in for... Um oh, ok I see I uh...I didn't realize that you needed to finish reading the FRIGGIN PAPER before you could help your passengers. "

This lady waited for several minutes before calling out to the agents, who then ultimately told her she had to keep waiting. This is not an exagerration.

[sarcasm] It's not like it's the holidays and we're all in a rush...nor does it matter that I paid $600 for my ticket plus $120 in random "bullshit fees". I guess my fare didn't include "good customer service" fee. [/sarcasm]

Can't you see I'm on the phone?

Recently heard at a Wendy's on Bankhead:

"Hi, I'll take a single with cheese and...? Oh. Oh, yeah, ummm... I'm sorry I didn't realize you needed to FINISH YOUR CALL before you greet me. No, no don't let me interrupt. I'll just wait over here until you sir are ready to take my order."

CASCAL now available at Whole Foods

Delicious all natural soda. Nuff said.

True Story about Paul Johnson

I swear. It's true. I shared it to help explain why I voted for him as Coach of the Year.

Tech fans storm the field!

Gobble gobbble

Needless to say, we enjoyed ourselves.

Go Jackets!

Looks like the Culture Club threw up on your feet.

Why do they spend all spring looking for the perfect strappy sandal, all summer getting pedicures, to then spend all fall and winter in fugly socks?

Carolina Liar@ the Fox!

Just dropped his microphone. Ha!

Prince of Carts

Overweight 30-something office drone white boy who has no inclination for golf, applies for avolunteer position at PGA. He's hired. And so I find myself aiding the Chairman of Carts at this week's PGA Tour Championship at East Lake Golf Club. I love America.

Volunteering has been an adventure. My job has been to help distribute golf carts to people working the event. In so doing, I met a lot of great people, and have seen many interesting sights.

Of note:
1. Charging carts while there is standing water on the ground is dicey business. GFCI outlets help, but grabbing each charger, I cringe awaiting the jolt that tells me a.) that God has a sense of humor and b.) that GA Power seems to be sticking to their claim of "Always On".
2. Watched a woman have a hissy fit when we marked her cart as having "Restricted Access" to the grounds during play on Thursday. Princess took it real hard.
3. Port-a-potties are still nasty even if the only people using them are the upper crust of the Southeast.
4. The complimentary volunteer golf attire is nicer than most of my own clothes. I think I need to redress the balance of my wardrobe vs. video game budgets.
5. Telling Tiger that he "cannot drive that cart here" is a good way to get a death glare.
6. Men watching golf invariably wear golf shirts. No joking here. They ALL do.
7. There is a Top Gun pilot in attendance who carries a portable, yet powerful radio to help guide in the Navy flyover for the opening ceremony. He is accompanied by arm candy, rather than any kind of security. To me, this makes him even more awesome.
8. Navy flyovers make any event more badass.
9. The guys on the ground working for the various TV networks are dicks. Plain and simple.
10. I still don't have any desire to play golf.

And so with the events behind me I ask myself, "Why the hell didn't I choose to work a golf course when I was a teen?" I saw Caddyshack. I saw the girls at my school whose daddies played. I knew how comfortable a visor can be.

And yet I chose books, Super Nintendo, Sam Raimi movie marathons, and Magic: The Gathering instead. I could have been getting exercise, driving carts like a maniac, getting paid, smoking cigarettes, seeing the sunshine, wearing Chinos, etc. all that time.

A 7/6 Craw Wurm crushing a 4/4 Water Elemental has nothing on this.

Graphic Fail

Can anyone spot the fail in tonight's ESPN coverage of Boise State versus Oregon?

Personally, I'm rooting for Team Logo. They have the best offense!

Endoscopy or Spooky RR Tunnel?

Tunnel Hill, GA. You decide.

Someone's getting booted out of the PTA

Rubbed cars with another parent in the parking lot. That's two in two years.

No networks found!

Welcome to Arkansas.

Star Wars @ the ASO

Note the Jedi and Troopers onstage. They soon left for the nacho stand.

Wendy's new color

Me likey.

Lunch and a show!

Volunteering with East Lake Foundation, and got a free show, after cooking 500+ hot dogs.


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My friend pizza and I...

Are going steady.

Psyche! I just cheated on you with Turkey Club.