Midwest Boys Unite

Ah, cornbread with butter. How we love you.

My oats are sown

Please welcome to the world my latest creation, Cooper. We are very proud of ourselves, yes we are.

Saw Chris Porter

This hombre is funny. Later found out that someone at the show had a camera rolling the whole time we were there?! There were only like 30 people in the audience, so I find it peculiar that someone taped the specific Thursday night we were there.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RprKlYWp8hQ

Starred Photos

Weather dampens hair, Reggie dampens spirits

Reggie Ball managed to lead the Jackets to a mediocre ACC Championship showing this Saturday.

I'm so glad that I spent $90 per seat to watch this game. Plus the time in the car, the hotel...

Chances are we'll be asked to the Gator Bowl right back here. And the weather will likely be nice. And we'll probably play a lot better, maybe even win. And then I will have officially chosen the wrong Jacksonville game to attend.

At least the B and I had some time together. He enjoyed saying "tadow!" (touchdown for those who don't speak Walkerese) and eating teddy grahams. Wet, but tasty treats.

This is Dave. He's in a band, ladies. They're called The Almanac (check 'em on myspace) and are the biggest shit to hit North Fulton County in years. Plus he looks hot without his shirt on.
That is all...

Nice trees.
That is all...

Christmas hiv hits house

We got deathly ill on Christmas Eve. The night before we ate at Red Lobster, so we naturally drew the assumption that we got attacked by a bad case of mudshrimp poisoning. But the affliction spread from person to person like a bad case of I-didn't-vote-for-it in the Senate. Therefore it could only have been one thing. Asian avian flu. I should have known it was so when we let those shady Asian bird peddlers into our house the day before. I mean they were pressing the hot sell and I admit I got caught up in the excitement of the "three dozen geese for $2" Christmas Eve special they were offering. But I missed all the warning signs, including the bleeding eyes, cough, runny nose, etc. Serves me right.

All better now, we are living large in Micahworld. Merry Christmas, mis amigos. HBD, JC.

Vegetarians will be upset.

Today, we ate much meat and meat products and meat gravy and other meat-related items.
Mmmmmm. Meat.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Attempt at a link...

Blog Spam

I have recently been spammed by apparent fellow bloggers. Check out the comments to my two most recent postings (Georgia Tech's ass whooping and flaming of BAMF)...

The format is something like this:

insert name said...

Hey, you lucky man, you have sweet blog action! I think
I am going to bookmark you! Rock on, kasbah!

I have a cool site of my own, insert hyperlink, you should check it out sometime. It's about insert random subject.

Come and check it out sometime!

That's right spammer, I'll come visit your shitty site. I'll put that right on the list of things to do, right after "wash my scrote" and before "knit some new socks for the kitties".

Frack off blog spammers. Don't bodder me.

BAMF Loves the WHEEL OF TIME

Don't be a hater, Brad.

Read it and love it. WOT rocks your face off.

Birds eat bugs

I'm watching my Yellow Jackets get their asses handed to them by the Hokies. Godamn, but I thought we had a chance against them.

I fully acknowledge that our defense won or facilitated the win for our last three games...but this shit is ridiculous.

Go Jackets.

Bugs eating my house

Got termite protection on my house today. We had let the bond lapse, and thus had to pay for new protection of the house and will have to pay for the damage the little bastards have done to my back porch.

I hate bugs. Please send me money to help out. I've already cut back eating at Krystal and the Bell to serve an example and leader in my community (see my previous post on Micahville). There's not much more I can cut back on!

BSG RMFO

Battlestar Galactica rocked my face off tonight. Frack the Pegasus, frack the Admiral, Adama is the man.

Hurricane Rita coverage

I have this belief, and call me a jackass for thinking it, but I have this belief that the scale of the media coverage of Hurricane Rita and the preparations for it is a blatant attempt by the media to get the jump on the next big disaster.

It seems to me that had Katrina not happened, or been a much lesser storm, we would have about half to one-third of the media coverage that we currently have for Rita.

Screw you, media outlets, for being self-serving ratings hounds.

Micahville #1

I took a few notes on the drive in today, when I was drinking my fake latte and pondering the fate of our fair nation. I, like many around me, see room for improvement. But I'm a pseudo-engineer (went to an engineering school, loved legos as a kid) and so the improvements I'm talking about have nothing to do with the administration or red states or blue states. I'm thinking more about infrastructure and regulations. I'm thinking about what little pieces and parts would make this city a better place to live.

Sidewalks. The Europeans have them. Downtown has them. Why don't the burbs? Or shopping centers? We need them along all roads, both sides. We need them in shopping centers to allow ingress and egress of pedestrians and handicapped folk. Currently, a person cannot simply walk from their home in Mabletucky to the local Publix without crossing a few unpaved stretches of land, some ditches, and crossing roads with no crosswalks. It's tough to do, and is typically only braved by those with the need - the poor and disadvantaged, who can't drive to the store. The rest of us drive to the store. It's like 1.25 miles away, but I still drive everytime I need some doritos. That's f'ed up.

Counterpoints - a. Europeans and downtowns have sidewalks because of the density of land use and near total urbanization, so it's not a fair comparison to say that suburbs should have sidewalks everywhere. b. The cost of paving those sidewalks has to be borne by somebody. Who would be willing to pay for sidewalks? Plus, the cost goes beyond just paving the sidewalks - it goes to purchasing land from landowners on which to build the sidewalks, get easements or leasing the land from them for the use...as well as the future cost of maintenance and demolition when roadways are expanded. It's a lot easier to tear up some unpaved grass to build that extra lane than to tear out some sidewalks, curbs, and gutters. c. Danger to pedestrians. Having all these pedestrians walking around is a risk and could lead to more accidents, as drivers aren't used to yielding to pedestrians.

Micahpoints - a. Suburbs still need them, regardless of the density of land use. To say that sidewalks are only beneficial in dense, urban settings is clearly a baseless argument. Anyone who lives in the burbs of America has seen plenty of immigrants trying to walk to stores and places of interest to know that if we gave them a sidewalk, it would make their day. Plus, by doing so we'd encourage fatass Americans to get off their keisters and shed a pound or two. b. It's called a SPLOST, like the one Georgia's Cobb County recently passed. It's estimated that the 1% sales tax increase will affect the average person in Cobb by $140 a year. That's just over $10 a month. If people could cut back on their video rentals or overage charges on the cell phone, or perhaps cut out two meals at Krystal a month, there's their tax burden balanced by some sound fiscal behavior. Besides, the work created by contracting for some massive city/county/statewide sidewalk building initiative will make more than one set of construction workers happy and that money is thrown back into the economy anyway. c. This argument is lame, and you are a dumbass for thinking it.

Look for more on this later! I can think of several more things that would make our cities SUCK LESS.

This blog ain't dead, people...

As you may know, I am devoting my time and energy to walkerb.blogspot.com. Like my son, who consumes all my free time, his blog seems to consume all my blogging creativity and energy.

So this blog isn't funny yet. But it will be. Oh, it will be.

Isn't that right, Thulsa Doom?

I just...

...was thumbing through some of the blogs hosted by blogger. What I've discovered is that most teenagers are more adept at blogging than me.

As if this should come as a suprise.

I've recently...

Begun playing Starcraft again. A classic. And ooh so much fun.

You can keep your Half-Life 2 and your World of Warcraft. Zerg, bitches! United States of SPACE!